Obviously that's exactly how my bottom will look in them.
Shorts: O'Neill, £39.99
I am Not Good in shorts. It's something I quite happily accept, since I rarely want to wear them, and I live in a selection of jersey pencil skirts rather than inflict my upper thighs on the world.
However, one camping trip down and (at least) one to go (and in actual summer weather!), I've accepted that actually having one pair of shorts might not be an entirely bad idea.
The ideal pair of shorts in my world is so unobtrusive as to not be noticed (in the hopes that the aforementioned upper thighs will also avoid unnecessary attention), and I think these O'Neill ones fit the bill pretty well - plain coloured, simple shape, and basically not remotely attention seeking. I'll let you know if they live up to expectations in a few days when they arrive.
Of course, you can eagerly anticipate the end of all summer weather now I have finally given in and ordered some weather appropriate clothes.